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title: "Via Ryan McDermott: "Burning man preparation guide: 1) Get a blender…"
date: 2013-06-25
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships updated his status.
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# Via Ryan McDermott: "Burning man preparation guide: 1) Get a blender…

*June 25, 2013 · Facebook*

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Via Ryan McDermott:\
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\"Burning man preparation guide:\
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1) Get a blender and fill it with drywall\
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2) Put your face over the top of the blender\
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3) Turn up different horrible techno music as loud as it will go on all the stereos in your house. Except one. Put bananaphone on that one.\
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4) Turn on the blender\
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While this is happening, have the biggest, nakedest hippie you can find give you a giant bear hug. When everything is done, burn your garage down.\"
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